February 2012
46 posts
Thin ice.
How could I ever forget how thin the ice is I’m blissfully walking on. Don’t mess up. Don’t forget how quickly it can be finished. I don’t want another break in this ice.
Sometimes a good cry is really all you need.
And I'm 25
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Ticket to heaven!
A little set up: Tyler and I were strolling along in downtown Hot Springs, minding our own business when we were approached with a ticket to HEAVEN by to very sweet girls, Kaitlyn and Bethany.
Kaitlyn: Hi! Do either of you have a home church?
(Tyler and I look at each other...)
Tyler: No, not really.
Kaitlyn: Oh, well I've got this ticket right here that will get you into heaven! Are you from Hot Springs? Have you accepted Jesus into your heart?
Tyler and I: ....
Kaitlyn: You're welcome to join us at our church tonight at 5:30. Little Rock isn't too far away! It's the best gift to recieve but you have to believe with your heart and your mind. It's different. We are all sinners except Jesus. He is perfect and without sin. He died for all of our sins.
Tyler: Oh, yeah, this one (pointing to me) is a big sinner. She steals! We call her Sticky Fingers.
Kaitlyn: (laughs) Well, it's a gift but what if someone were to give you a gift but make you pay them a bunch of money or clean their room (wtf is what I was thinking here...) Would it still be a gift?
Tyler and I: (......)
Kaitlyn: (reads the remaining parts of this so-called ticket to heaven. I don't know what they all said because I was kind of annoyed about how long her whole list was taking but I do know there were 4 or 5 points because they were numbered)
Kaitlyn: Would you both like to accept Jesus into your heart today?
Tyler: Oh, um, well, we'll have to do some a little research before we decide.
Both of us: Thank you!
Kaitlyn: Well, okay, what are your names (I almost told her Mary then Tyler made it funny and said he would've said Joseph if I had said Mary)? I'll pray for you.
Notice our new friend Bethany has said nothing and never did. Hah.
Now, I am not against any religions actually but approaching me for your sermon when I obviously did not come looking is kind of annoying, guys. Please, just stop. I'm happy going to hell if that's what you want to believe. Actually, as far as what you think about me, just leave me out of it and go on judging someone else by your made up standards. K? Thanks!
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Get away: Hot Springs
Manfriend aka S. Tyler aka Tyler (haha) took me on a little weekend trip to celebrate Shmalentines and (most importantly) my 25th birthday. We had such a great time!! Here’s a little recap…
Saturday day: we wanted to do some hiking but it was fuh-reezing so we opted out of that and rode an elevator up this gigantic look-out tower. Although cold it was neat. Then we went back to our...
Bacon
tomyhusband:
Bring home the bacon. Literally. I love bacon. That shit is delicious.
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L.o.v.e.
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This never happens but
I can’t fucking sleep. I get so anxious when this rarity occurs.
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Woooooo go Toro’s!
– Manfriend on Super Bowl Sunday while watching Bring It On
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Man, I’ve had especially powerful burps today. Maybe its ‘cause...
– Tyler
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I'm already behind on my February photos...
Oops.
In other news, I’m watching the puppy bowl! Super Bowl what?
I’m really good at listening for mice
– Lisa
What? I really am.
texturism:
in order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: they must be fit for it, they must not do too much of it, and they must have a sense of success in it.
- john ruskin (1819 - 1900) | thanks to erehwyna
Needed to read this today. Word.
02.01.12
It’s February, aka this girls’ BIRTHDAY MONTH!
January 2012
66 posts
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As I’m approaching another birthday, I have (for a few months now) been in a phase of self evaluation. It’s motivating, liberating and enlightening. The girl you thought you knew may just surprise you.
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